Thought for the day :"I for one like Roman Numerals"
LINK JOHNS HOPKINS
Office of National Statistics
White Rabbits!!!
And from Fascinating Aïda - Dillie Keane - on here 68th Birthday
Song for Dominic Cummings
Dillie Keane |
And in other news from the world of books....
And so to the press... No wonder we are so against them at present - this is not true - but it is indicative of the belief of the roll that the police are currently taking...
A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents.
A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A BBC reporter, Laura Kuenssberg, has watched the whole event.
Laura, addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
Miss Kuenssberg "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a BBC journalist, you know, and tomorrow's news will run this story. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a British Army veteran, a Conservative and I voted for Brexit”. The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker turns on BBC News to see if it indeed brings news of his actions.
BBC Headline: RIGHT WING UK VETERAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH.
And THAT pretty much sums up the BBC's approach to the news these days.
And so today is the first day of the ease up in restrictions - don't think I will be making much change - though I have a Dump appointment at 3pm!!
And in local news we have a new Golfing term apparently - a "Cummings"
And the rest of the world is going up in smoke.. Riots across the World...
I'll just leave that here...
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