Monday, 8 September 2014

8th September 2014 - Stereotypes and Solutions ?

Thought for the day: "I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me."

Saw this little missive that tickled my humour buds today .....

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So on September 11th, at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

If you don't share this, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, activist!!!

A day of paperwork and festivities - not much achieved if truth be told..   oh well
A Glass of Chateau 41 and a a little scotch - tomorrow is another day !!!

Sign of the day 

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