Sad but true..
Meanwhile in No 10 ....
and in other news...
Once upon a time a group of men who, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch to jointly celebrate their milestone. Finally they agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.
Ten years later, with 50 looming, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for a celebration lunch. Finally they agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive, the food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, they were 60, and the friends again talked about a venue for their decadal lunch. They finally agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music and it was good value for money.
Ten years later, they were all 70, and the friends talked about meeting up for lunch. Finally they agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
(Thanks to Bob Williams)
Daily Mail has its own slant upon the Christmas Story ....
and finally - one for the Ladies ...
and so with some Christmas Spirit
Cheers !!
and finally - one for the Ladies ...
and so with some Christmas Spirit
Cheers !!
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