Thursday, 7 January 2016

7th January 2016 - just a thought

Thought for the day: "I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye"

Day ran away with me - so much I want to say - but think it is better to wait and write a proper blog...
So - just a day with the accounts and thinking about guitars and background..

think I 'll leave this here so I can practise




So - still trying to get the drum machine thingie working - this may help.


Wednesday, 6 January 2016

6th January 2015 - Can't find the beat...

Thought for the day :"What do you call a man with no nose and no body - Nobody Knows"

Spent an interesting evenign playing with a RIOS Band in a Box pedal - which states it can put drums and bass under anything you play  - clearly hasn't heard me play - and worse than that - I found that I write an awful lot of songs in 3/4 time - and I cannot get the machine to recognise any waltz time..

Luckily, a friend has left it with me for a few days to try out - we shall see.

so - getting late and I need to do some accounts ...  or prevaricate - probably the latter
So not much except a beat...  

Today was 12th Night - so the decorations came down at last - well the Drunken Monk Teddies help..



and so - with the decorations finally down - we are back to normal


Tuesday, 5 January 2016

5th January 2016 - Just a thought...

Thought for the day:"When you are dead you do not know your are dead - it is just more difficult for the others...It is the same when you are stupid.."


Just a thought...



Monday, 4 January 2016

4th January 2016 - Back to work day

Thought for the day:" Voluntary work? I wouldn’t do it if you paid me."

Which is a valid point really, for the grammar guru and the pedant - as it would not be voluntary work if you were paid.. 

But today is sort of smug day, as I saw a long (5 minute) traffic jam of people trying to drive to work this morning. I am sure it is there most days - I only saw It this morning because I was up at a quarter to nine putting my contact lenses in as the car had to go to the garage for a new exhaust.
And the rain was belting down and, though it is still deceptively mild - more a March morning than a December one, and it was still dark, with the car lights on and everyone anxious to get to their place of work.

I am looking at the pile of accounts in front of me - so it will be a "back to work" day - though it is starting in quite a usual fashion - the quick look at Facebook, the check of the emails, the blog, the birthday wishes, the change of avatar and cover pictures so there is plenty to prevaricate over before I get anything useful done. That is the bane of retirement I suppose.


Seems reasonable for a New Year ... and one for the Crimson Moon ..


So - enough prevarication... 

Best clear the desktop I suppose..



Sunday, 3 January 2016

3rd January 2016 - Hangovers in Olden Times

Thought for the day:"I enjoy a glass of wine each evening for the health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and my flawless dance moves…"

But there are consequences for many....

Blogged from the Medievalists : but worthy of  note if only because it has its own drunken monk..

A drunk monk? This might be St. Arnulf of Metz (582 -640),
the unofficial patron saint of beer.

Feeling a little worse for wear after ringing in the New Year? Rolling out of bed with a banging headache and a mouth that’s dry as ash? Cringing as you scroll through Facebook and see photos of yourself dancing with a tie around your head at 2am?
Well, as you chug some water, and curse yourself for believing in your drinking and dancing prowess, here are a few hangover cures from days gone by, because people who partied like it was 1399 also needed a little help the morning after.

The Middle East
Muslim writer, Ibn Sayyar al-Warraq, compiled the earliest known Arabic cookbook in the tenth century, the Kitab al-Tabikh, The Book of Dishes. Even though Muslims are prohibited from drinking, there are recipes in it for making wine, and curing hangovers.
So what did the Abbasids do to cure a hangover from “the wine of evildoers”? They prescribed drinking lemonade along with your alcohol, and throwing in some mint and quince for good measure. Drinking Myrtle tea was also recommended, as it was believed to promote good digestion. For those already too far gone to prevent the inevitable, al-Warraq suggests drinking water while breathing deeply between sips. After you’re done downing water, he suggest chasing that with a hangover stew, called Kishkiyya:

The Middle Eastern hangover cure – a steaming bowl of Kishkiyya.
Kishkiyya
3 lbs of meat
1/2 lb of chopped onion
1/2 cup olive oil
Herbs
Chickpeas,
Galangal (from the ginger family, also known as Chinese ginger)
Seasonal vegetables
Kishk (a wheat and yogurt paste used in the Middle East, but you can substitute plain yogurt)
Cumin
Cloves
Cassia (Cinnamon)
Spikenard (known as Nard or Muskroot, is a plant that was commonly used to season foods in the Middle Ages)
Hot water

Europe
Interestingly, the word “hangover”is relatively new, it’s really only been around since 1900. Prior to that, it was known by several funnier names: morning fog, gallon-distemper, bottle ache, blue-devils, jim-jams, cropsick, black dog and busthead, but the end result is the same – you feel like crap. People in Medieval Europe had some rather ingenious (and gross) ways of managing the effects of too much drink.

In England during the Middle Ages, raw eel with some ground bitter almonds was prescribed to cure a hangover, stemming from the belief that the eels would soak up the remaining alcohol in your system.

Not in the mood for eel? English court physician John of Gaddesden (1280-1361), in his medical treatise, the Rosa Medicinae, also recommended a testicle treatment:
“If any one have drunk too much, if it be a man the testicles should be washed with salt and vinegar, and if it be a woman, the breasts, also let them eat the leaf or the stalk or the juice of a cabbage with sugar.”

It wasn’t just an English thing, the Italians got in on the testicle cures too. You could always try dried bull’s penis, or pizzle, something Sicilians swore by to relieve hangovers.
Let us know how that scrubbing goes, but if you’re not up for washing your testicles, you can always do as the Irish did; bury yourself up to your neck in wet sand. Another ancient Irish water-related recipe for a hangover is to chuck some oats in ice cold spring water and gulp it down. Tasty. It’s guaranteed to make you feel right as rain in fifteen minutes.

A little later, in the seventeenth century, Adam Olearius, German scholar and geographer (1599-1671), travelled extensively as the court mathematician to Frederick III, Duke of Holstein-Gottorp (1597-1659). While visiting Moscow to conduct trade negotiations on behalf of Frederick III, he made notes about the way Russians dealt with hangovers. One method was the preparation of a dish called pokhmel’e, (a hangover meal) which happens to also be the Russian word for “hangover”. Olearius wrote:

“The Russians prepare a special dish when they have a hangover or feel uncomfortable. They cut cold baked lamb into small pieces, like cubes, but thinner and broader, mix them with peppers and cucumbers similarly cut,[2] and pour over them a mixture of equal parts of vinegar and cucumber juice. They eat this with a spoon and afterwards a drink tastes good again”

Unbeknownst to the Russians at the time, the brine from the cucumbers (pickles) contained plenty of salt helping to replenish electrolytes, and reduce the effects of dehydration from a nasty hangover.
Lamb and pickles, or Gatorade? Bull’s testicles, Middle Eastern stew, or hair of the dog? Take your pick. Whatever you choose to cure that hangover, take care of yourself, and Happy New Year!

original article by ~Sandra Alvarez

So, I will drink to that ....
Cheers




 

Saturday, 2 January 2016

2nd January 2016 - Sunny Saturday - Or is it just the Filament of my Imagination

Thought for the day :"One joy of getting older will be pretending that I cannot hear"

After the storms and floods of the last few days it was quite a surprise to wake up to the sun shining this morning. It is brisk and wintry, but after the wind in the night and the incessant rain it has been a bright day. I was out early to find a starter for our bathroom light - it is one of those fluorescent lights and requires a starter to get it going..

I got one a few days before Christmas as it was getting embarrassing that you could switch the light on, use the loo, wash hands and get downstairs before the light flickered into life... which was a bit annoying as you tried to remember how many times you had pulled the light switch string...
But the new one was just as bad. My fault - I had chosen the one that looked to have the same wattage as that required - which was also the cheapest, so as guests arrived for the New Year we put a sign on the string saying "Do not switch off" - seemed the easiest way.

But the shops were open this morning so I popped into town to see what I could find - and I splashed out the extra 50p for the more powerful version..  Came home. Put the starter in... and exactly the same ..  So, having to think about changing the bulb instead. Can't see how that can help...

But it did!!  Found a new bulb and added it to the existing one - and bingo ! light came on straight away..

But went to Narberth for an installation this evening and the weather reverted to form...  A pig of a drive home in the rain and the fog...

Must be the Bulb!
better try a glass of 41 ... 

and a thought if you are checking your in - box...



Friday, 1 January 2016

1st January 2016 - Happy New Year - Grammatically

Thought for the day:"I hear that there is to be a new TV show this year - Dr Whom - an English Doctoral Scholar travels through time correcting people's grammar"

I thought I woud start the year with a paradox - a grammatical one... Some words that mean oposites at the same time ...   here are a few examples I have gathered..

1. Sanction (via French, from Latin sanctio(n-), from sancire ‘ratify,’) can mean ‘give official permission or approval for (an action)’ or conversely, ‘impose a penalty on.’
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2. Oversight is the noun form of two verbs with contrary meanings, “oversee” and “overlook.” “Oversee,” from Old English ofersÄ“on ‘look at from above,’ means ‘supervise’ (medieval Latin for the same thing: super- ‘over’ + videre ‘to see.’) “Overlook” usually means the opposite: ‘to fail to see or observe; to pass over without noticing; to disregard, ignore.’
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3. Left can mean either remaining or departed. If the gentlemen have withdrawn to the drawing room for after-dinner cigars, who’s left? (The gentlemen have left and the ladies are left.)
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4. Dust, along with the next two words, is a noun turned into a verb meaning either to add or to remove the thing in question. Only the context will tell you which it is. When you dust are you applying dust or removing it? It depends whether you’re dusting the crops or the furniture.
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5. Seed can also go either way. If you seed the lawn you add seeds, but if you seed a tomato you remove them.
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6. Stone is another verb to use with caution. You can stone some peaches, but please don’t stone your neighbor (even if he says he likes to get stoned).
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7. Trim as a verb predates the noun, but it can also mean either adding or taking away. Arising from an Old English word meaning ‘to make firm or strong; to settle, arrange,’ “trim” came to mean ‘to prepare, make ready.’ Depending on who or what was being readied, it could mean either of two contradictory things: ‘to decorate something with ribbons, laces, or the like to give it a finished appearance’ or ‘to cut off the outgrowths or irregularities of.’ And the context doesn’t always make it clear. If you’re trimming the tree are you using tinsel or a chain saw?
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8. Cleave can be cleaved into two “homographs,” words with different origins that end up spelled the same. “Cleave,” meaning ‘to cling to or adhere,’ comes from an Old English word that took the forms cleofian, clifian, or clÄ«fan. “Cleave,” with the contrary meaning ‘to split or sever (something), ‘ as you might do with a cleaver, comes from a different Old English word, clÄ“ofan. The past participle has taken various forms: “cloven,” which survives in the phrase “cloven hoof,” “cleft,” as in a “cleft palate” or “cleaved.”
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9. Resign works as a contronym in writing. This time we have homographs, but not homophones. “Resign,” meaning ‘to quit,’ is spelled the same as “resign,” meaning ‘to sign up again,’ but it’s pronounced differently.
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10. Fast can mean "moving rapidly," as in "running fast," or ‘fixed, unmoving,’ as in "holding fast." If colours are fast they will not run. The meaning ‘firm, steadfast’ came first. The adverb took on the sense ‘strongly, vigorously,’ which evolved into ‘quickly,’ a meaning that spread to the adjective.
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11. Off means ‘deactivated,’ as in "to turn off," but also ‘activated,’ as in "The alarm went off."
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12. Weather can mean ‘to withstand or come safely through,’ as in “The company weathered the recession,” or it can mean ‘to be worn away’: “The rock was weathered.”
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13. Screen can mean ‘to show’ (a movie) or ‘to hide’ (an unsightly view).
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14. Help means ‘assist,’ unless you can’t help doing something, when it means ‘prevent.’
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15. Clip can mean "to bind together" or "to separate." You clip sheets of paper to together or separate part of a page by clipping something out. Clip is a pair of homographs, words with different origins spelled the same. Old English clyppan, which means "to clasp with the arms, embrace, hug," led to our current meaning, "to hold together with a clasp." The other clip, "to cut or snip (a part) away," is from Old Norse klippa, which may come from the sound of a shears.
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16. Continue usually means to persist in doing something, but as a legal term it means stop a proceeding temporarily.
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17. Fight with can be interpreted three ways. “He fought with his mother-in-law” could mean "They argued," "They served together in the war," or "He used the old battle-axe as a weapon." (Thanks to linguistics professor Robert Hertz for this idea.)
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18. Flog, meaning "to punish by caning or whipping," shows up in school slang of the 17th century, but now it can have the contrary meaning, "to promote persistently," as in “flogging a new book.” Perhaps that meaning arose from the sense ‘to urge (a horse, etc.) forward by whipping,’ which grew out of the earliest meaning.
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19. Go means "to proceed," but also "give out or fail," i.e., “This car could really go until it started to go.”
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20. Hold up can mean "to support" or "to hinder": “What a friend! When I’m struggling to get on my feet, he’s always there to hold me up.”
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21. Out can mean "visible" or "invisible." For example, “It’s a good thing the full moon was out when the lights went out.”
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22. Out of means "outside" or "inside": “I hardly get out of the house because I work out of my home.”
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23. Bitch, as reader Shawn Ravenfire pointed out, can derisively refer to a woman who is considered overly aggressive or domineering, or it can refer to someone passive or submissive.
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24. Peer is a person of equal status (as in a jury of one’s peers), but some peers are more equal than others, like the members of the peerage, the British or Irish nobility.
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25. Toss out could be either "to suggest" or "to discard": “I decided to toss out the idea.”

The contronym (also spelled “contranym”) goes by many names, including “auto-antonym,” “antagonym,” “enantiodrome,” “self-antonym,” “antilogy” and “Janus word” (from the Roman god of beginnings and endings, often depicted with two faces looking in opposite directions).

So there you have it....
Today they have brought out new guidelines for drinkers - it is all very depressing
Think I may have to have a glass of Chateau 41 later..
Cheers - Oh and Happy New Year !!