Barkeep's Blog - Vollsanger: 22nd March 2019 - Digi

Friday, 22 March 2019

22nd March 2019 - Digi - Packs First Draft

Thought for the day :"Math puns are the first sine of madness!"

Another day towards Brexit - or not - Maybe next Friday - maybe 12th April - maybe 22nd May..

Of course I cannot condone the language .. but I enjoyed this ...

17 Million F*ck Offs

On the 23rd of June, 2016 The people of the United Kingdom - and Gibraltar - went to vote On an issue that for some had been burning for years The question in full - and unaltered - was - I quote Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union? It was the greatest democratic turnout in British history, I do not scoff And when the time came to speak the British said f*ck off. F*ck off. Campaigning had gone on for many a month With debate and discussion on many a front They’d argued they’d fought they’d smeared and pulled stunts There was David Cameron. Theresa May. George Osborne. Tony Blair. John Major. The BBC. The British told them to f*ck off. The British told them to f*ck off.
If you vote to leave, you’ll lose your job Vote to leave, you’ll lose your home. The ensuing recession will last for years Said David Cameron. Theresa May. George Osborne. And the Treasury. Tony Blair. John Major. The BBC. The Bank of England. Mark Carney. The EU. The IMF. The US president. Saint Obama. Back of the cue. Loads of celebrities. Gary Lineker. JK Rowling. Benedict Cumbertwat. Lord Adonis. Who the f*ck’s he anyway? The British told them to f*ck off. Seventeen million f*ck offs.

They wheeled in the experts to tell us what’s right They gave us the benefit of their foresight To leave is calamitous, that’s definite. Food shortages. No medicine. Planes grounded. House price crash. ½ a million jobs lost. Cost of £4,300 to every home. Stock market collapse. Riots. No sandwiches.There’d be an outbreak of super gonorrhea. They seriously said that. Donald Tusk at the EU said it would be the end of Western civilization as we know it. I’m not joking. And one more thing. If you vote to leave, that makes you racist. The British told them to f*ck off. Seventeen million f*ck offs.

The vote is final, there’s no going back Although now they want to go back and re-vote I think we know what the answer will be To Gary Lineker. Alastair Campbell. Dominic Grieve. Chuka Umana. Keir Starma. Vince Cable. Anna Soubry (not a Nazi). Rory Bremner. Armando Ianucci. Delia Smith. Steve Coogan. David Lammy. Lord Adonis. Who the f*ck’s he anyway? The British will tell them f*ck off. 17 million f*cks offs.

Meanwhile an on line petition to revoke article 50 reaches 3 million in less than two days. Only another 141/2 million to get to a meaningful vote ...

In other news... thanks to my sister and brother in law out in America who decided to invest in me ...