Thought for the day: "Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?"
Always hard to hear of a friend who has hit hard times
I received this today ..
"I was brutally attacked by a woman.
I was in the lift when she got in.
I was casually staring at her boobs when she said,
"Would you please press 1"
So I did...and I don't remember much afterwards.
I may be out of the hospital in a few days."
Poor chap !!!