Monday, 2 March 2015

2nd March 2015 - Elevators...

Thought for the day: "Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?"

 Always hard to hear of a friend who has hit hard times
I received this today ..

"I was brutally attacked by a woman.
I was in the lift when she got in.
I was casually staring at her boobs when she said,
"Would you please press 1"
So I did...and I don't remember much afterwards.
I may be out of the hospital in a few days."

Poor chap !!!



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