Thought for the day :"I am swift as a gazelle. An old one, with arthritis, run over by a Landrover.. 8 days ago"
And so with panic buying all over the place - I share an image..
UK Virus
ALERT
The English
are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent virus threat and have therefore
raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, the level
may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
The English
have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly
ran out.
The virus
has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time
the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when
threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots
have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the Bastard.”
They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the
front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from
“No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain:
“Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie
is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final
escalation level.
Off to have another look at the new house tomorrow ...
In other news there are days when I am quite proud to be part of an organisation - today is one of them ....
In London over the last couple of days - two great things have been unveiled - bought by money raised by London Freemasons - not even across the country - this is just London. the Fie engines have the highest reach on their ladders anywhere in the country and have been specially designed to deal with problems like Grenfell - these platforms are higher than Grenfell towers. they cost 2.5 millions each and the first one has been delivered - the second is on its way.
And the second items released today are two additional ambulance - fast response - first responders
Well done!
Cheers !
In other news there are days when I am quite proud to be part of an organisation - today is one of them ....
In London over the last couple of days - two great things have been unveiled - bought by money raised by London Freemasons - not even across the country - this is just London. the Fie engines have the highest reach on their ladders anywhere in the country and have been specially designed to deal with problems like Grenfell - these platforms are higher than Grenfell towers. they cost 2.5 millions each and the first one has been delivered - the second is on its way.
And the second items released today are two additional ambulance - fast response - first responders
Cheers !
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