How Many People Does It Take To Light a Guy Fawkes Bonfire?
- How many safety inspectors does it take to light the bonfire?
4. One to light the match and three to hold the fire extinguisher
- How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes?
23. One to strike the match and twenty two to fill in the paper work.
- How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire?
3. One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
- How many aerospace engineers does it take to light the kindling
0. You don't need a rocket science to start a bonfire.
- How many Apple employees does it take to flame Guy Fawkes?
5. One to light the match and four to design the t-shirt.
- How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the bonfire?
0. Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
- How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does
it take to light a bonfire?
Both of them.
- How many fish does it take to set the Guy Fawkes bonfire burning?