Saturday, 31 January 2026
31st January 2026 - Consecration at Penarth
Friday, 30 January 2026
30th January 2026 - Penarth - Instruction
Thought for the day :"I bought a book called "Overcoming Kleptomania". Well, I say 'bought'."
Instruction Ceremony Penarth 30th January 2026WM Iain SewellIPM Ian DingwallEP Clive HughesSW Graham MurphyJW Gary EvansSD John HowellsJD Andrew PippinCoG Tom BeavanGd Alex Bogdanov (enter Court after Candidate is admitted)Mar Terence ScarfeDMar Gerry NewcombeProcedureOpening in full form (WM, Wardens and Guard please note)Additional Candidates will enter the Court under the direction of Marshal andDeputy Marshal and take places in front row on South and North. They will placetheir Athelstan Apron under their seat - No regalia worn by additionalCandidates - only Token CandidateWelcome Iain SewellChallenge Iain SewellWalking Charge Master - Iain SewellJunior Warden - Gary EvansSenior Warden - Graham MurphyEP - Clive HughesMaster - Iain Sewell Leading to ObligationIain will advise Token Candidate to advance, and invite other candidates to taketheir place behind the CandidateTwo Candidates behind Token CandidateFour behind themDependent upon space up to 8 per row behindAll place left hand on shoulder of candidate in front and place right hand onheart.Nigel, Ian and Clive (EP) to floor of Court - and bible placed in hands by EPNigel does obligationCandidates drop arms at end and Token Candidate kisses bibleAdditional bibles given by Marshal and Dep Marshal to each row to be passed fromCandidates - await for bible to come to end of the row and pass to next row.Candidates invited to take their seats.Deacons take candidate to the centre so candidates can see the secrets, retire to safe distance.Ian gives the secretsIan returns to seat - Deacons conduct Candidate back to centreThree return to seatsIain (WM) "within our court you will observe..."Deacons explain emblems at JW stationDeacons conduct to West - and PGM gives Hour glassDeacons conduct to SW and PGM gives last 6 emblemsDeacons conduct to Rosetta Stone and Tim Clarke presentsDeacons conduct to centre of Court.Iain - summary of Rosetta Stone and EmblemsDep Marshal calls Circle of Nine. (Alex to act as Secretary) Remain in Eastuntil Master Gavels.Left turn by all officers and walk Clockwise to take up place in the CircleMaster will join circle and invite other candidates to form in the North andSouth (as Parallels)Deputy Marshal will bring Point within a circle to Master - and await its returnThen take post in the North to collect the Token Candidates apronCircle of Nine by Office Holders- please ensure that each line is learned.Token Candidate will give sign of fidelity as pledge and other candidatesinstructed to do the sameSW will invest Token CandidateMaster will invite other candidates to put their own aprons onAll candidates will be welcomed with salutation 2 x 2Master will return to Chair - Candidates will sit.Circle of Nine left turn and and walk clockwise peeling off at their stationToken Candidate brought to Master for Warrant and Byelaws etcOther Candidates will be advised that they can collect their paperwork from theSecretary after closing.Deacons conduct Candidate to the Centre and return to seatsIain WM will give Final Address and conduct candidate to PGM for congratulationsMarshal to pick up candidate and take to seat.Special ProgressionThose below Past Master with exception of Candidates for SP will be invited to leave.Iain conducts Special ProgressionIain Closes Court in Shortened form and comfort breakPGM will open Provincial Grand Court for Installation of the Assistant PGMiws v1.2 12/01/26
Thursday, 29 January 2026
29th January 2026 - Burns Night St Teilo
Thought for the day :"The police have assembled a special team to deal with tense and potentially dangerous situations.. The team is lead by DS Calate"
Wednesday, 28 January 2026
28th January 2026 - A Viking Tale and Spring
Thought for the day :"My friends have told me I should not join Slimming World, but I have to go with my gut."
To be told as a story
- The chill of the evening air clings to your cloak as you approach
the timbered hall, its roof rising like a dark crown against the winter
sky. Torches flare at the doorway, casting long shadows across the packed
earth. A horn sounds—a
deep, resonant note that rolls through the valley—and the murmuring crowd
stirs. The feast is about to begin.
- You step
forward, past the
door-wardens who nod gravely, their spears gleaming in the
firelight. Inside, the hall is alive with warmth and color: tapestries hang from the
walls, their threads telling stories of kings and saints; the
central hearth blazes, sending sparks spiraling into the smoke-thick
rafters. The scent of roasting meat mingles with honey and herbs, a
promise of abundance.
- Before
you take your place, a
servant offers a bronze basin. You dip your hands into the cool water,
washing away the dust of the road—a ritual of purity and respect.
Then you move toward the trestle tables, where ranks of benches stretch
like rivers toward the high table at the far end. There sits Æthelstan /
or Grand Master himself, crowned in gold, his cloak heavy with embroidery,
flanked by his closest thegns. Their swords rest against the walls, gleaming like silent
sentinels.
- You find
your seat among warriors and traders, the hum of voices rising as
trenchers of barley bread and platters of meat are carried in by
dish-bearers. The meat glistens with honey glaze, and aromatic curry
steams in great bowls, thick with spices and wild herbs. More Mead,
dessert, and more wine follow, each dish a testament to the wealth and
reach of the king’s realm.
- A
cup-bearer approaches, bearing
a horn brimming with mead. He bows slightly before passing it to
the high table, where Æthelstan lifts it high. His voice carries through
the hall: a toast to fellowship, to loyalty, to the strength of England.
The horn passes from hand to hand, each guest drinking deeply, sealing
bonds with every sip.
- Music begins—a harp’s
silver notes threading through the roar of laughter. A scop rises, his
voice weaving tales of battles fought and kingdoms won, of ancestors whose
names still echo in the stones. You listen, the fire painting gold across
his face, and feel the weight of centuries pressing close.
- The feast stretches into the night. Horns are emptied and refilled,
honey cakes appear, and apples roll across the tables like small suns.
Outside, the wind howls against the walls, but inside, the hall is a world
of light and loyalty, of ritual and revelry—a kingdom bound together by
bread, by mead or wine, and by the word of its king or Grand Master.
Tuesday, 27 January 2026
27th January 2026 - Hywel Dda Athelstan in Aberystwyth
Thought for the day :"My oxo cubes have been stolen from our shop while stock taking."
Monday, 26 January 2026
26th January 2026 -
Thought for the day :"A werewolf who doesn't know that they are a werewolf would be an unawarewolf."
Sunday, 25 January 2026
25th January 2026 - Dydd Santes Dwynwen
Thought for the day :"Someone accused me of plagiarism. Their words not mine"
Wet
Today is Dydd Santes Dwynwen, Saint Dwynwen's day, often called the Welsh Valentine's day. St Dwynwen is our patron saint of love and friendship, and if you are reading this then we must be friends, so please know on this day and every other that I love you. Dydd Santes Dwynwen Hapus y Bawb!
Cheers
Saturday, 24 January 2026
24th January 2026 - A Bit of Burns
Thought for the day :"The man who invented the speed boat has unfortunately passed away. His funeral is next Friday, 10am followed by a wake.."
On the subject of tax avoidance - thanks to Bob Williams...
The Sibyls were oracular women believed to possess prophetic powers in ancient Greece.
The earliest Sibyls, ‘who admittedly are known only through legend, prophesied at certain holy sites, under the divine influence of a deity, the first being at Delphi. The Sibyl held her rites when people came to consult her, and her acolytes would take a small fee.
All went well until the rulers at Delphi realised that money was slipping through their hands, so told the Sibyl that she could only continue conducting her rites id she paid what amounted to a tax to the rulers.
The Sibyl was understandably very upset at this and decided that she and her entourage would ignore the rulers at Delphi and move lock, stock and barrel to the Hellespont.
This is the first recorded incidence of a Sibyl rites movement.
Friday, 23 January 2026
23rd January 2026 - Burns Night
Thought for the day :"I've been offered a cheap puppet rental business with no strings attached."
Wet
Thursday, 22 January 2026
22nd January 2026 - Getting fed up with rain
Thought for the day :"I'm on my way to fix Cat Stevens' caravan. Awning has broken..."
Resolved our long standing problem with Paypal Evri and Halal (The Chinese company that Susie bought her jeans from)
Wednesday, 21 January 2026
21st January 2026 - Another wet day
Thought for the day :"Thought I saw a cow sleeping on a building site but it was just a bulldozer"
Tuesday, 20 January 2026
20th January 2026 - Signs in the Sky
Thought for the day :"Has anyone tried Stallone's Scones? They're the best thing since Sly's bread."
We now have a the aurora as far as West Wales



























































